No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
My vagina just recognized that song.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
