You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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