Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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