I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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