kristin has been a bad kristin
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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