Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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