The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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