If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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