next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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