We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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