Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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