This is not my ceiling
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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