I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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