I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
did you just send me my own nude
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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