Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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