You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
