also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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