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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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