I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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