They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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