and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You're completely useless in the revolution.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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