Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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