The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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