YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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