you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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