he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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