one might say we're banned from that church
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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