I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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