y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
bring money and cleavage
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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