hotel room ftw
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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