Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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