Hey man sorry I got all grabby
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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