I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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