hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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