so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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