He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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