I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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