We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
is it fun? or sober?
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