There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
and she was petting her beer can
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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