took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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