It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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