im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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