Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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