Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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