ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
