the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
