Where is the hickey?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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