after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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