Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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