I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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